Wednesday, August 11, 2010

A bit of Andrew

"This jelly is gelatinous. Which is logical because jelly should be gelatinous. But this is exceptionally gelatinous jelly".

"I know why all the bees are dying. The queen bees are eating them!"
Me: "Bee mites. It's been established".
Him: "Noooo, I just saw a bee and a queen bee flying and then the flew to the ground and she ate it's HEAD!".
"Maybe they were mating and she had no further need for him".
"No, the bees are just turning cannibal".

2 Comments:

At 4:02 PM, Blogger Lone Star Ma said...

Because, really, after the mating, one only needs keep them around if there are cockroaches that need killing....

just kidding!

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger gojirama said...

Bwahaha!

 

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