Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Happy Birthday Baby Boy

The candle is burning for you. I miss you so much today. You should be toddling aorund, asking to nurse, playing with your brothers and sister and pretending to be Godzilla. I miss all you should be.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Cheney's Got a Gun

http://www.toonedin.com/cheney.html

So funny it's worth watching even if you have dial up.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Little Girl Birthday Party

Polly Pockets! Ponies! Hair pretty craft! Pink and purple balloons! Next year, I'm getting a party in a box.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Bono's best sermon yet: Remarks at the National Prayer Breakfast

Ooops, double post!

Bono's best sermon yet: Remarks at the National Prayer Breakfast

From www.sojo.net

Bono's best sermon yet: Remarks at the National Prayer
Breakfast

[RUSH TRANSCRIPT: CHECK AGAINST DELIVERED REMARKS]
If you're
wondering what I'm doing here, at a prayer breakfast, well, so am I. I'm
certainly not here as a man of the cloth, unless that cloth is leather. It's
certainly not because I'm a rock star. Which leaves one possible explanation:
I'm here because I've got a messianic complex.
Yes, it's true. And for anyone
who knows me, it's hardly a revelation.
Well, I'm the first to admit that
there's something unnatural...something unseemly...about rock stars mounting the
pulpit and preaching at presidents, and then disappearing to their villas in the
south of France. Talk about a fish out of water. It was weird enough when Jesse
Helms showed up at a U2 concert...but this is really weird, isn't it?
You
know, one of the things I love about this country is its separation of church
and state. Although I have to say: in inviting me here, both church and state
have been separated from something else completely: their mind.
Mr.
President, are you sure about this?
It's very humbling and I will try to keep
my homily brief. But be warned - I'm Irish.
I'd like to talk about the laws
of man, here in this city where those laws are written. And I'd like to talk
about higher laws. It would be great to assume that the one serves the other;
that the laws of man serve these higher laws...but of course, they don't always.
And I presume that, in a sense, is why you're here.
I presume the reason for
this gathering is that all of us here - Muslims, Jews, Christians - all are
searching our souls for how to better serve our family, our community, our
nation, our God.
I know I am. Searching, I mean. And that, I suppose, is what
led me here, too.
Yes, it's odd, having a rock star here - but maybe it's
odder for me than for you. You see, I avoided religious people most of my life.
Maybe it had something to do with having a father who was Protestant and a
mother who was Catholic in a country where the line between the two was, quite
literally, a battle line. Where the line between church and state was...well, a
little blurry, and hard to see.
I remember how my mother would bring us to
chapel on Sundays... and my father used to wait outside. One of the things that
I picked up from my father and my mother was the sense that religion often gets
in the way of God.
For me, at least, it got in the way. Seeing what religious
people, in the name of God, did to my native land...and in this country, seeing
God's second-hand car salesmen on the cable TV channels, offering indulgences
for cash...in fact, all over the world, seeing the self-righteousness roll down
like a mighty stream from certain corners of the religious establishment...
I must confess, I changed the channel. I wanted my MTV.
Even though I was
a believer.
Perhaps because I was a believer.
I was cynical...not about
God, but about God's politics. (There you are, Jim.)
Then, in 1997, a couple
of eccentric, septuagenarian British Christians went and ruined my shtick - my
reproachfulness. They did it by describing the millennium, the year 2000, as a
Jubilee year, as an opportunity to cancel the chronic debts of the world's
poorest people. They had the audacity to renew the Lord's call - and were joined
by Pope John Paul II, who, from an Irish half-Catholic's point of view, may have
had a more direct line to the Almighty.
'Jubilee' - why 'Jubilee'?
What
was this year of Jubilee, this year of our Lord's favor?
I'd always read the
scriptures, even the obscure stuff. There it was in Leviticus (25:35)...
'If
your brother becomes poor,' the scriptures say, 'and cannot maintain
himself...you shall maintain him.... You shall not lend him your money at
interest, not give him your food for profit.'
It is such an important idea,
Jubilee, that Jesus begins his ministry with this. Jesus is a young man, he's
met with the rabbis, impressed everyone, people are talking. The elders say,
he's a clever guy, this Jesus, but he hasn't done much...yet. He hasn't spoken
in public before...
When he does, is first words are from Isaiah: 'The Spirit
of the Lord is upon me,' he says, 'because He has anointed me to preach good
news to the poor.' And Jesus proclaims the year of the Lord's favour, the year
of Jubilee (Luke 4:18).
What he was really talking about was an era of grace
- and we're still in it.
So fast-forward 2,000 years. That same thought,
grace, was made incarnate - in a movement of all kinds of people. It wasn't a
bless-me club... it wasn't a holy huddle. These religious guys were willing to
get out in the streets, get their boots dirty, wave the placards, follow their
convictions with actions...making it really hard for people like me to keep
their distance. It was amazing. I almost started to like these church people.
But then my cynicism got another helping hand.
It was what Colin Powell,
a five-star general, called the greatest W.M.D. of them all: a tiny little virus
called AIDS. And the religious community, in large part, missed it. The ones
that didn't miss it could only see it as divine retribution for bad behaviour.
Even on children...even [though the] fastest growing group of HIV infections
were married, faithful women.
Aha, there they go again! I thought to myself
judgmentalism is back!
But in truth, I was wrong again. The church was slow
but the church got busy on this the leprosy of our age.
Love was on the
move.
Mercy was on the move.
God was on the move.
Moving people of all
kinds to work with others they had never met, never would have cared to
meet...conservative church groups hanging out with spokesmen for the gay
community, all singing off the same hymn sheet on AIDS...soccer moms and
quarterbacks...hip-hop stars and country stars. This is what happens when God
gets on the move: crazy stuff happens!
Popes were seen wearing
sunglasses!
Jesse Helms was seen with a ghetto blaster!
Crazy stuff.
Evidence of the spirit.
It was breathtaking. Literally. It stopped the world
in its tracks.
When churches started demonstrating on debt, governments
listened - and acted. When churches starting organising, petitioning, and even -
that most unholy of acts today, God forbid, lobbying...on AIDS and global
health, governments listened - and acted.
I'm here today in all humility to
say: you changed minds; you changed policy; you changed the world.
Look,
whatever thoughts you have about God, who He is or if He exists, most will agree
that if there is a God, He has a special place for the poor. In fact, the poor
are where God lives.
Check Judaism. Check Islam. Check pretty much
anyone.
I mean, God may well be with us in our mansions on the hill. I hope
so. He may well be with us as in all manner of controversial stuff. Maybe, maybe
not. But the one thing we can all agree, all faiths and ideologies, is that God
is with the vulnerable and poor.
God is in the slums, in the cardboard boxes
where the poor play house. God is in the silence of a mother who has infected
her child with a virus that will end both their lives. God is in the cries heard
under the rubble of war. God is in the debris of wasted opportunity and lives,
and God is with us if we are with them. "If you remove the yoke from your midst,
the pointing of the finger and speaking wickedness, and if you give yourself to
the hungry and satisfy the desire of the afflicted, then your light will rise in
darkness and your gloom with become like midday and the Lord will continually
guide you and satisfy your desire in scorched places."
It's not a coincidence
that in the scriptures, poverty is mentioned more than 2,100 times. It's not an
accident. That's a lot of air time, 2,100 mentions. (You know, the only time
Christ is judgmental is on the subject of the poor.) 'As you have done it unto
the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me' (Matthew 25:40). As I
say, good news to the poor.
Here's some good news for the president. After
9/11 we were told America would have no time for the world's poor. America would
be taken up with its own problems of safety. And it's true these are dangerous
times, but America has not drawn the blinds and double-locked the doors.
In
fact, you have doubled aid to Africa. You have tripled funding for global
health. Mr. President, your emergency plan for AIDS relief and support for the
Global Fund - you and Congress - have put 700,000 people onto life-saving
anti-retroviral drugs and provided 8 million bed nets to protect children from
malaria.
Outstanding human achievements. Counterintuitive. Historic. Be very,
very proud.
But here's the bad news. From charity to justice, the good news
is yet to come. There is much more to do. There's a gigantic chasm between the
scale of the emergency and the scale of the response.
And finally, it's not
about charity after all, is it? It's about justice.
Let me repeat that: It's
not about charity, it's about justice.
And that's too bad.
Because you're
good at charity. Americans, like the Irish, are good at it. We like to give, and
we give a lot, even those who can't afford it.
But justice is a higher
standard. Africa makes a fool of our idea of justice; it makes a farce of our
idea of equality. It mocks our pieties, it doubts our concern, it questions our
commitment.
Sixty-five hundred Africans are still dying every day of a
preventable, treatable disease, for lack of drugs we can buy at any drug store.
This is not about charity, this is about justice and equality.
Because
there's no way we can look at what's happening in Africa and, if we're honest,
conclude that deep down, we really accept that Africans are equal to us.
Anywhere else in the world, we wouldn't accept it. Look at what happened in
South East Asia with the tsunami. 150,000 lives lost to that misnomer of all
misnomers, "mother nature." In Africa, 150,000 lives are lost every month. A
tsunami every month. And it's a completely avoidable catastrophe.
It's
annoying but justice and equality are mates. Aren't they? Justice always wants
to hang out with equality. And equality is a real pain.
You know, think of
those Jewish sheep-herders going to meet the Pharaoh, mud on their shoes, and
the Pharaoh says, "Equal?" A preposterous idea: rich and poor are equal? And
they say, "Yeah, 'equal,' that's what it says here in this book. We're all made
in the image of God."
And eventually the Pharaoh says, "OK, I can accept
that. I can accept the Jews - but not the blacks."
"Not the women. Not the
gays. Not the Irish. No way, man."
So on we go with our journey of
equality.
On we go in the pursuit of justice.
We hear that call in the ONE
Campaign, a growing movement of more than 2 million Americans...Left and Right
together... united in the belief that where you live should no longer determine
whether you live.
We hear that call even more powerfully today, as we mourn
the loss of Coretta Scott King - mother of a movement for equality, one that
changed the world but is only just getting started. These issues are as alive as
they ever were; they just change shape and cross the seas.
Preventing the
poorest of the poor from selling their products while we sing the virtues of the
free market...that's a justice issue. Holding children to ransom for the debts
of their grandparents...that's a justice issue. Withholding life-saving
medicines out of deference to the Office of Patents...that's a justice issue.
And while the law is what we say it is, God is not silent on the
subject.
That's why I say there's the law of the land¿. And then there is a
higher standard. There's the law of the land, and we can hire experts to write
them so they benefit us, so the laws say it's OK to protect our agriculture but
it's not OK for African farmers to do the same, to earn a living?
As the laws
of man are written, that's what they say.
God will not accept that.
Mine
won't, at least. Will yours?
[ pause]
I close this morning
on...very...thin...ice.
This is a dangerous idea I've put on the table: my
God vs. your God, their God vs. our God...vs. no God. It is very easy, in these
times, to see religion as a force for division rather than unity.
And this is
a town - Washington - that knows something of division.
But the reason I am
here, and the reason I keep coming back to Washington, is because this is a town
that is proving it can come together on behalf of what the scriptures call the
least of these.
This is not a Republican idea. It is not a Democratic idea.
It is not even, with all due respect, an American idea. Nor it is unique to any
one faith.
'Do to others as you would have them do to you' (Luke 6:30).
Jesus says that.
'Righteousness is this: that one should...give away wealth
out of love for him to the near of kin and the orphans and the needy and the
wayfarer and the beggars and for the emancipation of the captives.' The Koran
says that (2.177).
Thus sayeth the Lord: 'Bring the homeless poor into the
house, when you see the naked, cover him, then your light will break out like
the dawn and your recovery will speedily spring fourth, then your Lord will be
your rear guard.' The Jewish scripture says that. Isaiah 58 again.
That is a
powerful incentive: 'The Lord will watch your back.' Sounds like a good deal to
me, right now.
A number of years ago, I met a wise man who changed my life.
In countless ways, large and small, I was always seeking the Lord's blessing. I
was saying, you know, I have a new song, look after it¿. I have a family, please
look after them¿. I have this crazy idea...
And this wise man said:
stop.
He said, stop asking God to bless what you're doing.
Get involved in
what God is doing - because it's already blessed.
Well, God, as I said, is
with the poor. That, I believe, is what God is doing.
And that is what he's
calling us to do.
I was amazed when I first got to this country and I learned
how much some churchgoers tithe. Up to 10% of the family budget. Well, how does
that compare with the federal budget, the budget for the entire American family?
How much of that goes to the poorest people in the world? Less than 1%.
Mr.
President, Congress, people of faith, people of America:
I want to suggest to
you today that you see the flow of effective foreign assistance as tithing....
Which, to be truly meaningful, will mean an additional 1% of the federal budget
tithed to the poor.
What is 1%?
1% is not merely a number on a balance
sheet.
1% is the girl in Africa who gets to go to school, thanks to you. 1%
is the AIDS patient who gets her medicine, thanks to you. 1% is the African
entrepreneur who can start a small family business thanks to you. 1% is not
redecorating presidential palaces or money flowing down a rat hole. This 1% is
digging waterholes to provide clean water.
1% is a new partnership with
Africa, not paternalism toward Africa, where increased assistance flows toward
improved governance and initiatives with proven track records and away from
boondoggles and white elephants of every description.
America gives less than
1% now. We're asking for an extra 1% to change the world. to transform millions
of lives - but not just that and I say this to the military men now - to
transform the way that they see us.
1% is national security, enlightened
economic self-interest, and a better, safer world rolled into one. Sounds to me
that in this town of deals and compromises, 1% is the best bargain
around.
These goals - clean water for all; school for every child; medicine
for the afflicted, an end to extreme and senseless poverty - these are not just
any goals; they are the Millennium Development goals, which this country
supports. And they are more than that. They are the Beatitudes for a globalised
world.
Now, I'm very lucky. I don't have to sit on any budget committees. And
I certainly don't have to sit where you do, Mr. President. I don't have to make
the tough choices.
But I can tell you this:
To give 1% more is right.
It's smart. And it's blessed.
There is a continent - Africa - being consumed
by flames.
I truly believe that when the history books are written, our age
will be remembered for three things: the war on terror, the digital revolution,
and what we did - or did not to - to put the fire out in Africa.
History,
like God, is watching what we do.
Thank you. Thank you, America, and God
bless you all.